'Unless they are deeply aligned with my lifestyle, my Sunday morning routine is sacred.'
'What's wrong with them? Why are they single? Let me stalk their social media for red flags.'
'Oh god, that means washing my hair, putting on real pants, and making small talk. Can I pass?'
'Can they talk about existential dread and niche philosophy, or will we talk about the weather?'
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