Tomorrow You're the Only Person Who Can Use the Internet — What Do You Do?

The questions

All 10 questions. There are no right or wrong answers, so pick what sounds most like you.

1. 1

   You realize you're the only person online — what's the very first thing you do?

   • Save every link I've been meaning to check — this window might close
   • Search all the random stuff I've been too embarrassed to look up
   • Open a blank page and write something I'd never say out loud
   • Change all my passwords and lock down every account
2. 2

   Unlimited bandwidth — what do you download first?

   • Pull up old emails and chat logs from a decade ago
   • Back up every cloud file to a local hard drive
   • Download all the HD documentaries and podcasts that normally buffer forever
   • Download a creative tool and finally start that project
3. 3

   You find an abandoned group chat — what do you do?

   • Check if anyone left sensitive personal info in the chat
   • Scroll all the way back to the very first messages
   • Screenshot the funny conversations to keep
   • Search the chat to see if anyone ever mentioned me
4. 4

   Someone left their social media logged in on a shared device — your move?

   • Post a friendly anonymous reminder to log out of shared devices
   • Log them out immediately and clear the browser history
   • Browse their oldest posts to see what the internet used to look like
   • Archive their public profile as a digital time capsule
5. 5

   You find an obscure website from 2003 that's somehow still online — how do you spend the next hour?

   • Read every single page of the site from top to bottom
   • Track down the site owner's contact and leave them a message
   • Scan the site for security vulnerabilities while I'm the only one online
   • Compare this old web to today's and think about who I was back then

All possible results

Your answers lead to one of these 5 results.

Digital ArchivistThe Librarian

You see the internet as a library that desperately needs a librarian. Your first instinct is to save, sort, and protect before anything disappears. Information loss bothers you more than unread bookmarks.

Infinite ExplorerThe Rabbit Hole

Once you go in, you don't come up for air. The internet is a bottomless rabbit hole and you're cool with that. You'd rather know everything about one thing than a little about everything.

Ghost CreatorThe Invisible Artist

An internet without an audience is your dream studio. You don't create for likes — you create because the words need somewhere to go. What you'd write with nobody watching is probably your best work.

Info WatchdogThe Locksmith

Your first reflex is always security. You see the internet as something that needs guarding, and you take that seriously — even when literally no one is watching. You'd lock the doors first and ask questions later.

Time SurferThe Nostalgic

You use the internet to revisit who you used to be. Old messages, old posts, old searches — the web is your time machine, and you'd spend your last hours online looking backwards through your own history.

How this quiz works

Every answer adds weight to one or more results. When you finish, you see the result your answers point to most, with its full description, and you can compare it with friends.

For entertainment and self-reflection only. This quiz is not a psychological, medical or career assessment.